Excuse me but Into Darkness has been out for a week, why are there no posts talking about the fact that Cucumberpatch makes the face that suggests he’s going to steal christmas
I mean really
I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR A WEEK TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THAT STUPID FACE REMINDED ME OF AND THIS IS IT. THIS IS IT. THE FUCKING GRINCH.
My dog wants to sleep with me but if I leave the door open the mouse can get in.
There’s no food in here, true, but that doesn’t mean anything.
Also the dog farts. Really nasty, smelly ones. And for some reason he thinks the packing around my tv is really comfy and he’s decided to sleep on it.
Smelly dog. Tiny dog. Shivery hairless rat-dog. My dad works at a dog shelter and he could literally have his pick of any dog, but we get the tiny rat creature who is food defensive and touch-adverse.
And I do adore him, I just wish he would do something about the mouse.
Also I was eventually informed Monty would one day be large enough to eat rabbits, and also chihuahuas.
Also I prioritized alphabetizing my books over unpacking my clothes.
Oh my gosh thank you guys for the mouse catching advice. We will be implementing them right away.
So my brother lost one of his monitor’s food mice, does anyone have any ideas on catching them that doesn’t involve releasing the lizard?
If it takes too long to catch I’m just going to borrow my cat from my mom’s.
It’s been so long since Pippin got to chase rodents, he’ll be ecstatic.
Pippin isn’t allowed outside anymore since he got into a fight and ended up with a $300 vet bill.
You know, Ivy is probably better for catching animals, but she has more of a taste for birds. Pippin likes the rodents, even though his catch record is much lower.
Its a cute mouse though and I would prefer not to traumatize anyone - not the mouse, not the lizard, not the cats with a long car ride to an unfamiliar area, and not me with having to clean up after them. So. Please advise.
You know what smells worse than cat pee? Reptile pee. Projectile defecation is apparently one of the Nile Monitor’s favorite defensive strategies, my brother informs me.
Stay safe my Texas people.
My dad has an inspirational quote as his computer background. I have that sloth. You know the sloth.
If I spend an hour a day looking for jobs maybe the world will take pity on me.
Eccleston has the most attractive voice. I think 9 is my favorite.
I woke up this morning hearing “I want my mommy! I want my mommy!” Because someone (read: parental unit) turned on BBC America when he woke up.
Thanks for the terrifying.