omg look at this sex god
he has the appeal of a wet potato chip
I am an adult I chant as I change the kitty litter
I am capable of taking care of myself as I wash my hands for the third time
I can survive on my own as I eat take out for the fifth meal in a row
Anonymous said: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.
Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c
mozart writes about getting that ass licked
nicki sings about getting that ass licked
both true musical masters, honestly
The way art is suppose to be
Stop calling what’s happening in Ferguson a “riot”.
It is not a riot.
Vancouver losing the Stanley Cup a few years ago was a riot. It was angry, drunken destruction with no purpose. (And as a Canadian, it was a shameful event)
Ferguson is not a riot. It is a protest. It is an uprising. It is a civil rights revolution. The prople of Ferguson may be angry, but they have a reason to be angry, and they are not violent, and they are not hooligans, thugs or looters. They are protesting for their human rights which are currently being denied.
Look at the difference between a riot and a protest. A riot is chaos. A protest has a purpose.
So the difference between taking a drug test at a clinic in a poor neighborhood vs a clinic in a rich neighborhood is like really obvious. In the poor neighborhood, they cut off the water to the bathroom and made you turn your pockets out, in the rich neighborhood they’re just like lol we trust you.
Do I even have to mention what the demographics looked like.
I GOTTA TAKE A DRUG TEST IN LIKE 20 MINUTES BUT I GOTTA PEE NOW
Watching a live radar feed and a thunderstorm is kind of hilariously following I80
Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came…